How to make babies

鼎立春秋

A second grader came home from school and said to her
mother, "Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today."
The mother, more than a little surprised, asked
fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the little girl. "You just change 'y' to
'i' and add 'es'."

周小绿

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